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                                           HAVING FUN IN KENJERAN BEACH

     It was Sunday afternoon. I rode my bike with my friend around the area Kenjeran beach. Long time we had never visited this beach. Everything seemed changed, greatly changed. Finally we decided to go through the third door. There wasn't a guard. So we did not pay the ticket. Apparently it had opened a China style place, full of lanterns and the vendors lined up neatly occupied stalls that had been provided in the place.
     I parked my motorcycle. Then we went to the food court and sat on the chairs there. Suddenly, there was a waitress came and asked us to order some food. We didn't expect that, we just wanted to sit near the beach. She was upset and forbade us to sit in front of her stall, the chairs were provided for the people who ordered food there. 
     We were laughing together to know that. We walked around and tried to order food. It was so amazing. The prices were very expensive, more than they used to be. It was so crazy, but we understood about it. We thought that the prices were higher because of rental fee of the stall. The place was rebuilt and the fund had to be much. 
     We enjoyed so much our visit. We knew that the place was not like some years ago. But I didn't think that I would come to order food again there because it was not cheap anymore to have some food of Kenjeran beach. It's better we brought some food and enjoyed them. We still loved it and got fun there.

LEARN TO RIDE MOTORCYCLE

            I was in a parking lot of campus. I borrowed a motorcycle of my friend. I told her I would learn to try riding it. She let me to do it. And she sat and waited me at the post. It wasn’t the first time I rode a motorcycle but I wasn’t very good at the time. I started and it was fine. I was riding it smoothly.
            It was happened suddenly, I saw a motorcycle was parked sideways. It wasn’t parked properly. The back side of it got out to much. I couldn’t step on the brake. I passed it but I touched it for a little. It was worst. The motor cycle was fallen and it caused many others fell too. They started to fall one by one because they were close to one and another.

My friend watched it and also the security at the post. They helped them. I was fine, but I couldn’t do anything to help. I was very surprised. My friend was very angry to me even though her motorcycle was fine. I was very embarrassed. I just could say sorry to everyone. Because of that, she never lent me her motorcycle anymore, but she still gave me a ride. It was my bad experience to learn how to ride. After that I became more careful to ride motorcycle.

SALAH KAMUS = MISS DICTIONARY, ???

Daily life / kehidupan sehari2

Noun = non / nona
two one = tuan
tall long = tolong
chair red = ceret
jam bread = jembret
pal lung - palang
car red = karet
adjective = ejekan kreatif
lari tidak mobil tidak : run no car no << si_doel anak betawi

hidung = i wrong ; irung
kurus = gear ring ; kering
bibir monyong = do we're ; dower
bodoh = go block ; goblok
cantik = i you ; ayu
ikhlas = too lose ; tulus
rajin = she grab ; sregeb
mendorong paksa = do brack ; dobrak
yang ada di langit = a want ; awan
buyut = by young ; bayang
yang ada di kapal = junk car ; jangkar
tak ada tanding = he bad ; hebat
kompak = soul id ; solid
tukang nyuri = my link ; maling
buat nampung sampah = grow back ; gerobak
menarik rambut = jump back ; jambak
mendatangi musuh = law brack ; labrak
adobe photo shop : toko menjual gambar batu bata

baby boomers : anak-anak teroris ; 
believe it or not : aneh tapi nyata
black market : pasar yang dipenuhi orang negro ; 
box office : kantor berbentuk kotak
break dance : tarian saat istirahat ; 
broadcasting : tuangan yang lebar
call girl : gadis penelpon ; 
cheerleader : pemimpin yang bersorak kegirangan (karena menang pemilu) ; 
CIA (=Central Intelligence Agency) : agen dari pusat yang pintar
condominium : kondom ukuran kecil ; 
cover boy : anak laki-laki pengangkat koper
departement store : departemen yang mengejar setoran
fall in love : terjun dari atas demi cinta (bunuh diri) ; family tree : pohon milik keluarga
free sex : alat kelamin gratis ; 
full house : rumah yang sesak
hand phone : telepon berbentuk tangan ; 
high way : cara hebat
hyper market : pasar gila-gilaan ; 
indigo children : anak-anak yang biru lebam, kena tonjok
internal affair : selingkuh dengan teman sekantor ; 
like a virgin : suka dengan yang masih perawan
material girl : anak gadis penjual bahan bangunan ; 
moon raker : rapat kerja bulanan
moon walk : jalan-jalan bulanan ; 
officer : orang yang suka ngantor
perfect stranger : betul-betul aneh, deh ; 
private teacher : guru sekaligus pacar
rock and roll : batu terguling, longsor ; 
secretary : orang yang dirahasiakan (pacar gelap)
senior high school : sekolah tinggi untuk orang lebih tua ; 
solar chell : penjara untuk pelangsir solar
soul math : ilmu hitung dalam musik soul ; 
top press : udah mas, jangan ditekan
upervisor : pelindung yang hebat, semacam jagoan ; 
swim suit : Suit-suit kepada orang berenang
tank top : bagian atas mobil panzer ; 
tele conference : diskusi yang bertele-tele
ravel check : mengecek mobil angkutan ; 
water closed : kelelep tertutup air
www (= world wide web) : Spiderman menguasai dunia ; 
you can see : ketekku bagus
download = turun isi ; 
upload = naik isi ; 
mouse pad = tatakan tikus
keyboard = kunci papan ; 
teen spirit = hantu masih muda
Screen Saver = penyelamat layar ; 
desktop = bagian atas dek
microsoft = kecil lunak ; 
facebook = muka buku ; 
youtube = tabung kamu
free hand = tangan gratis ; 
kemeja kotak kotak = turn-table square-square.....


Macam-macam nama penyakit / kinds of diseases
Demam berdarah= Bloody Fever
MuntaBer= Vomiting Poo
Masuk angin= Enter Wind
Raja singa= Lion King
Panas Dalam= Hot Inside.
Usus Buntu= Stucked Collon (?)
Kutu air= Water Bug
Gagal Ginjal= Kidney’s Failure
Paru-paru basah= Wet Lungs
Darah Tinggi= High Blood
Darah Rendah= Low Blood

Judul Film Ngetop / top movies
Enemy at the Gates — Musuh sudah di depan pagar
Die Hard — Sulit mati
Die Hard II — Terlalu sulit untuk mati
Die Hard III With A Vengeance — Ko gak mati mati sih?
Bad Boys — Bocah-bocah jelek
Lost in Space — Hilang di angan angan
Cheaper by the Dozen — Beli selusin lebih murah
Paycheck — Kasbon
Independence Day — Tujuhbelasan
The Day After Tomorrow — Lusa
Die Another Day — Mati lain kali
There is Something About Marry — Ada apa dengan Meri
Silence of the Lamb — Kambing bisu
All The Pretty Horses — Kuda kuda cantik
Planet of the Apes — Planet yang bikin apes
Gone in Sixty Second — Kabur secepat kilat
Original Sin — Dosa beneran
The Abyss — Abis abisan
Seabiscuit — jajanan laut
Terminator — Terminal Montor
Lord Of The Ring — Pedagang Akik…Deep Impact — Jual empek empek
Million Dollar Baby — Babi satu jutaan

Rumah Pelindung (Protected home/shelter)

Hi.Salam jumpa. Let's imagine to make a safe home. Mari berimajinasi membuat rumah yang aman.
Sebaiknya ada tempat berlindung ketika tsunami datang. It's better there is a protecting place when tsunami comes. Kita buat saja perlindungan di bawah rumah dengan konsep yang kuat. We just make under ground place with strongly concept. Caranya, hitung jumlah keluarga yang ada. The way is, count your available members. Buat tempat perlindungan yang memadai. Create adequate shelter. Pasang kamera dengan hubungan satelit. Connect the camera with satellite connection.

Buat cerobong udara yang disesuaikan dengan tinggi tsunami yang terjadi di sana. Create an air chimney that is customized with the highest tsunami that occurred there. Cerobong udara harus dibuat bertingkat agar fleksibel. Air chimney should be made for flexible multilevel. Penutup cerobong harus bias dibuka dan ditutup secara otomatis dari dalam perlindungan.The chimney cover should be opened and closed automatically from the shelter. Begini cara kerjanya.This is how it works. Saat tsunami datang keluarga berlindung di tempat perlindungan bawah tanah. When the tsunami comes, the family takes refuge in underground shelter. Mereka dapat dipantau dari pusat. They can be monitored from the center. Tutup cerobong udara pada semua level. Close chimney cap at all levels. Jika level teratas dihempas tsunami masi ada level kedua dan seterusnya. If the top level is cut by the tsunami still there is the second level and so on. Tetap berhubungan dengan pusat. Stay in touch with the center. Sediakan tabung oksigen di dalam perlindungan. Provide oxygen cylinders in protection shelter. Setelah pusat menyatakan tsunami telah reda air turun beberapa level buka cerobong udara dengan level yang telah diberitahukan pusat. After the center claims the tsunami has subsided, the water down a few level, open air stack with levels that have been notified by the center. 

Selamat mencoba. Good luck

Miss Understanding

Breast ; from cerita lucu (funny story)
Suatu hari ada bule kehilangan sepeda motornya yg baru saja di parkir di depan toko di sekitar jalan Malioboro Yogya.
Lalu dia bertanya kepada Paijo, apakah dia melihat orang yg mengambil sepeda motornya.
Paijo bilang,"Yes, he use to table square-square. Worth he fast-fast go without any wet expired."
Maksudnya: "Iya, dia memakai kemeja kotak-kotak. Pantes dia cepat-cepat pergi tanpa basa basi".
Lalu dengan sok berwibawa Paijo menasehati, "Sir, different river, if park bicycle motor liver-liver yes?"
Maksudnya: "Tuan, lain kali kalo parkir sepeda motor hati-hati ya ?"
Tapi bule itu diam saja karena nggak tau mau menjawab apa,sehingga Paijo jadi ngedumel:
"Basic bule!"Maksudnya: Dasar bule!
Karena ngga tau harus ngomong apa lagi, si bule tersebut ngeloyor pergi dan dengan pe-de nya Paijo bilang, "Breasttttt!" sambil melambaikan tangannya.
Maksudnya: Dadaaaaa